It may double as birth control

I just learned that it's possible to buy a CD of unique, natural baby sounds. Check out this awesome track list:

.1. CRYING BABY 4:57
(Listen to Sample)
.2. BREATHING, GRUNTING
.....AND SQUEAKING BABY 5:44
.3. TRY YOUR VOICE BABY 2:20
(Listen to Sample)
.4. COOING BABY 4:28
.5. BABY CHANGE YOUR DIAPER 2:00
.6. COOING AND LAUGHING BABY 2:14
.7. BABBLING BABY 3:17
.8. BATHING BEAUTY 3:53
.9. SCREAMING BABY 1:00
.....(don’t freak out Fido!)
10. GIGGLING BABY 1:39
11. KEEPING YOU UP BABY 13:23
.....(variety track)

Ah yes, the "Keeping You Up Baby" variety track. I've heard a lot about that one. Buy this CD for a teenager in your life today! May also be good for a friend who's trying to decide whether to have children.